Dad: My lovely wife is top notch, she brings her baby to the door at the beginning

Chapter 273 How to collect tears? Could it be...beating Xiao Xiaosu for crying?

The task time limit is 24 hours, so there is no rush at all.

But right now the couple has nothing to do.

So Su Ze came to Ye Yuxi and suggested with a smile.

"Daughter-in-law, there is nothing to do now, how about we start [collecting]?"

"Yes you can!"

"Husband, let's do it the same way! What's written on the first bottle is... umbilical cord."

"Wait for me to get it."

"it is good."

Ye Yuxi trotted to the suitcase, rummaged for a while and took out a bag of tips.

There is also a small bottle in the kit, a very small one, and the small bottle contains a black and purple thing.

It was the umbilical cord that fell off from Xiaosu's belly button a week ago.

Women's hearts are always delicate. When the umbilical cord on Xiaoxiaosu's belly button fell off, she took out the bag she had prepared in advance and collected the umbilical cord.

It can be said to be kept as a souvenir, or it can be said to be... confinement and leisure.

"Honey, the umbilical cord is here. Your bottle can just fit this small bottle, so just put it in."

"it is good."

With Su Ze's help, Ye Yuxi put the bottle containing Xiaosu's umbilical cord into the No. [-] bottle of the [Baby Storage Box].

At the same time, the progress bar in front of Su Ze suddenly increased by about 25%.

This also means that a quarter of the mission is completed.

"The second bottle contains fingernails."

"But we threw away the nails we cut for Xiao Xiaosu for the first time. Can we cut them now?"

"No problem, come on, but our son doesn't like having his nails cut the most." Su Ze said with a smile.

You must know that babies have very bad tempers. Many babies will cry when they are angry, just like crying with their eyes closed.

And Xiao Xiaosu likes to ‘scratch’ and ‘catch’ with her hands when she cries.

Of course, it’s not about scratching others, it’s about scratching yourself.

If Su Ze and Ye Yuxi hadn't been watching closely, Xiao Xiaosu would have either lost a few strands of hair on his head or had a few scars on his face and neck.

So in order to prevent Xiaosu from hurting himself, Ye Yuxi often pays attention to the little guy's nails.

As long as it's a little longer, it needs to be cut off.

It is precisely because of the careful care of Su Ze and Ye Yuxi that Xiao Xiaosu is simply an exquisite baby!

"Oh, I don't like cutting my nails, so there's nothing I can do about it. I think it's almost time to do it."

"Look, hubby, my nails have grown a lot. In two days, I will be able to scratch myself and others again."

Ye Yuxi understood it deeply. After all, she had been scratched by Xiao Xiaosu and it hurt...

"Mom~ let me help you~"

Weiwei came over holding a nail-cutting set specially designed for Xiao Xiaosu.

Over this period of time, Weiwei has really accumulated a lot of experience in taking care of her younger brother, including cutting nails.

She can't do anything else. She can help her parents hold down her brother's feet.

Although it is not necessary, it can sometimes help Su Ze and Ye Yuxi avoid being kicked.

You know, Xiao Xiaosu is full of strength. If he kicks him, it will be quite painful!

"Okay, Weiwei, it's still the same as before, help mom hold down my brother's feet."

"Good~"

With that said, the two of them started to get down to business. It must be said that there was still some tacit understanding.

On the other hand, Xiao Xiaosu was having fun on his own, but suddenly he was held down by his mother and sister. The little guy panicked for a moment.

When the baby's special nail clippers came into contact with the little Su's toes, the little guy immediately understood what happened!

Cut your nails!

Nail cutting again!

Although she doesn’t know what it is, Xiao Xiaosu just doesn’t like it, she even hates it!

So, before the first nail was cut, the little guy started to mess with it.

A pair of small hands and a pair of small feet seem to have their own thoughts, moving left and right, doing various tossing.

But he is a child after all.

How can you go through too much trouble as an adult?

Even his sister has eaten salt for several years longer than he has.

Therefore, it is true that resistance is resistance and is of no use at all.

When he was first trimming Xiao Xiaosu's nails, the little guy was particularly tossing. Ye Yuxi once thought that his son would give up resistance when he realized that resistance was useless.

But later the couple discovered that they had overthought it.

From the beginning to the end, Xiao Xiaosu didn't say anything about taking a break and just kept flopping!

So much so that after cutting their nails, Su Ze and Ye Yuxi would be covered in sweat, as if they had just run five kilometers.

From then on, Ye Yuxi and Su Ze no longer had any extravagant hopes...

After working hard for 10 minutes, with the joint efforts of Su Ze, Ye Yuxi and Weiwei's family, they finally completed the task of cutting Xiao Xiaosu's nails.

On average, it takes one minute to cut a finger.

This speed is really not that fast.

Fortunately, I have cut my nails and completed [nail collection]

The progress bar Su Ze saw in front of him also grew again, reaching the 50% and half progress position.

However, Xiao Xiaosu's emotions have not been calmed down yet.

The little one in her mother's arms kept squirting at her father, seemingly dissatisfied.

Su Ze burst out laughing when he saw this. This little bastard actually got angry~

"Come on, let's start collecting the third [lanugo]"

Ignoring his son's naughtiness, Su Ze took out the third bottle from the box and prepared to collect Xiao Xiaosu's lanugo hair.

Lanugo means fetal hair, which is the hair on a newborn baby.

This collection task is much simpler.

Take the small scissors and cut off a strand of hair from Xiaosu's head. That's enough.

"Wow!"

"Wow!"

However, when it came time to cut her hair, Xiao Xiaosu was unhappy again.

That look, if the little guy could talk, he would definitely be cursing.

With the lanugo put into the collection bottle, 75% of this task is completed

There is only one last collectable item left, tears.

But here's the problem. Although Xiao Xiaosu was very unhappy with his parents and sister cutting his nails together, he didn't mean to cry.

How to collect tears?

You can't... just pinch the little guy until he cries. That's not a big deal.

Ye Yuxi saw Su Ze holding the [Tear Collection Bottle] and was deep in thought, and after a little thought, he guessed what he was thinking.

"Husband, are you thinking about how to get Xiaoxiaosu's tears?"

"Yes, how can we get Xiaoxiaosu's tears? We can't make our son cry."

Su Ze nodded and admitted, but couldn't think of a suitable solution for a while.

But what seemed like a big difficulty to him was not a problem at all to Ye Yuxi.

Ye Yuxi took the bottle from Su Ze's hand and said with a smile.

"Honey, wait a while and collect your tears, that's the easiest thing~"

"Huh?" Su Ze was confused.

Is there anything my wife can do?

Or do you want to 'beat' your son for crying?