hsntnovel Chapter 585: Unofficial History! All Unofficial History!
Chapter 585: Unofficial History! All Unofficial History!
Although the Holy Sword [Yulandel] wanted to continue pretending to be dead, Bianca did not give her this opportunity.
"Wake up, wake up. If you keep pretending to be dead, I will take away your sanity gem and put it back in your place."
Such a sharp threat is like taking your brain apart and putting it back together again and again.
This threat forced the holy sword [Yulandel] to wake up.
“Alright, alright, stop shaking…” The Holy Sword [Yulandel] flew up, and just as it was about to break free from Bianca’s hand, it was grabbed by Bianca, and her fingers were about to hook the Gem of Reason. This time, the Holy Sword [Yulandel] could not sit still, “Stop, stop it, Miss, you really want to hook it!”
Obviously, the Holy Sword [Yulandel] sleeps in every day and has never seen such a sinister person.
After the two sides had been tug-of-war for a while, Bianca finally put down the holy sword [Yulandel] under Rita's persuasion, allowing Xiaoyou to continue telling the story.
"Then, just as the bad guy said, I was hung on a pillar by a group of savages. They always sacrificed disgusting things to me. Everyone cried to me! They treated me as a trash can for negative emotions! I had no choice but to teach them a lesson, and then moved to a safer place to continue sleeping. This time, I thought, "If there is no cute girl to chat with me, I will never get up."
"Wait a minute, wait a minute. Why are your wishes getting more cliché each time?"
Bianca's magic skill of complaining appeared again, and this time Rita and Li Ming also nodded.
"Yes, a very vulgar wish."
“Hahaha, I didn’t expect you to be a perverted Holy Sword. But isn’t your Holy Sword Bianca’s voice? Doesn’t that mean you are helping…”
Li Ming quickly shut up. Even though he stuttered, he remembered that this was an orange world with lilies in full bloom.
Isn’t it normal for the orange industry to be doing well?
"...Eh? How can this be called cliché? This is clearly a more and more precise positioning! And is there anything wrong with liking cute girls who are sweet and soft? Isn't that what a young lady is like?" The question from the Holy Sword [Yulandel] made Bianca's face stiffen, and she showed the same shame on her face as when she was teased by Rita.
Is the setting that I like cute girls who are sweet and soft a hidden setting? It seems like it!
Rita, on the other hand, showed a rare look of vigilance, staring at Xiaoyou with a gloomy look in her eyes.
"Everyone, I just like cute girls! I just like silly girls who are serious, love fantasy, but don't have many friends!"
Xiao You's words surprised Li Ming and he shouted, "Oh oh oh oh, what kind of oath is this!"
Li Ming, who was fanning the flames, was kicked hard by Bianca. He then jumped up and grabbed the holy sword [Yulandel], "Hey, who are you talking about!"
Xiaoyou broke free from Bianca's hand and screamed, "I'm talking about, I'm talking about the truly good people and good things I met when I woke up for the third time."
Hearing this, Li Ming suddenly perked up, "Oh, that means we are not good people and have not done anything good!"
"No, no!" Xiaoyou's desire to survive was very strong, but Li Ming still clearly felt that the Holy Sword [Yulan Dai'er] glanced at him, as if to say, "Do you think this person looks like a good person?"
"I'm talking about Charlemagne's knights! They're all lovable idiots! You know, one time they wanted my help to "fly to the moon"!"
"...Ah?" Bianca felt that the history in her memory was gradually collapsing. Why did it feel like some words were completely different after coming out of Xiaoyou's mouth? "Wait, wait, wait, you're not going to say...you really took them to fly to the moon later?"
"...Are you stupid? I'm not a rocket. How can I really fly into outer space?"
Bianca clearly felt that Xiaoyou despised her, "Hey, hey, what do you mean by this!"
"Wait, wait, I can't let them really fly to the moon, but I can help them create a scene that looks like 'the moon'."
"...Ah?" Bianca's eyes had turned into dead fish eyes and she had no more expression.
"Is this cheating?" Rita whispered.
"This is a scam!" Li Ming complained without any concealment. Just then, after Shakespeare adjusted his direction, he went straight back to the cabin to listen to the story.
But what I didn't expect was that I heard unofficial history as soon as I came in. It was simply unbelievable.
This made Shakespeare look very surprised, but Champollion and Schrödinger did not react at all. They just listened to such shocking words and treated them as a story.
"Oh, you're here, come and listen to the unofficial history of Charlemagne's knights!" Li Ming was just here to watch the fun, "After listening to this, Shakespeare, maybe you can write a new play!"
"Thank you for the invitation, but no need!"
Li Ming sighed, it was rare to see Shakespeare's face turn blue, it was really interesting.
"Have you heard of the Camargue? It's a salt marsh at the mouth of the Rhone River, roughly halfway between the cities of Marseille and Montpellier."
"It's under the jurisdiction of the historical and cultural city of Arles. It's located between the two tributaries of the Rhone River Delta, the Camargue with many swamps and grasslands." Champollion took over the conversation, which made Xiaoyou nod the hilt of the sword.
"Yes, in short, we helped a knight transform it into a large white salt crust like a mirror, so that when another knight came here at night, he would feel as if he was on the moon."
"...Wait, wait, let's not talk about how you managed to make the lake disappear - making people feel like they are on the moon? What's the benefit of that?" Bianca didn't understand what Charlemagne's knights were thinking at all.
Xiao You just shook his head. "People at that time were more superstitious. They all believed that things that did not exist on the earth existed on the moon. So someone planned to use this as an opportunity to help a knight who had gone mad because of a broken heart regain his sanity... Well, to put it bluntly, the mad man was actually my former master, Knight Roland."
"Hey, wait a minute..."
"You mean that Roland!" Shakespeare interrupted Bianca before she could finish her words, "Knight Roland? Broken-hearted? Crazy? You—are you kidding me!"
"...But this is true!" The holy sword [Yulandel] spun around in front of everyone. "Moreover, in order to appease her emotions, Knight Astolfo even changed into a new outfit that suits her taste. "Ah, what a desolate and quiet scenery... It feels so good to be away from the world."
"Especially suitable for doing bad things, right, hehehe!" Li Ming's words made Shakespeare completely depressed. Damn it, these guys who tell unofficial history are all unofficial history!