hsntnovel Chapter 63 Comfortable
Chapter 63 Comfortable
The small, dimly lit boudoir had its doors and windows tightly shut.
The beautiful woman gently massaged the dark-skinned man's shoulder: "It is my greatest honor to serve Your Majesty. Are you tired, Your Majesty?"
The burly man laughed heartily and pulled the beautiful woman into his arms: "With my wife taking care of things, I won't feel tired."
Hastily!
Is this something I can watch without paying?
Chen Feng desperately wanted to slip away, but these monsters had amazing hearing, and he would be discovered as soon as he opened the door.
We can only use S.A.S.A.R.S.A. now.
Zawarudo!
Time, stand still!
As the prosthetic body activated, the two demons, who were originally entangled, immediately entered a 0.25x speed state.
Goodbye!
Chen Feng walked towards the door. He was currently walking on the wind, his whole body hidden in the wind, so as long as he opened and closed the door quickly enough, the two monsters would at most think that a gust of wind had blown by.
That's how things were originally supposed to go.
But the moment Chen Feng pressed the doorknob, the situation changed drastically!
The Leopard King, who had been standing still, turned his head in confusion.
"Who?"
At this moment, Chen Feng was still unaware.
Just as Chen Feng was about to close the door, he heard the word "who" and was surprised when he suddenly found that the Leopard King, who had been on the bed, had appeared in front of him and stretched out his leopard paw to strike him.
Chen Feng's heart suddenly skipped a beat.
What the heck?!
Since acquiring the Sianwistan prosthetic body, Chen Feng has never encountered an opponent. Every time he activates it, everyone around him is frozen in place, as if time has stopped.
But this time, someone was able to move, and even faster than him!
This reminded Chen Feng of the superhero movie he had seen: Zack Snyder's Justice League.
At that time, the amnesiac Superman was beating up the Justice League heroes.
In an attempt to support his teammates, the Flash, known as the world's fastest man and possessing superhuman speed, prepared to attack Superman from behind, only to discover that Superman could keep up with his speed and was chasing after him.
This kind of ultimate move is equivalent to the opponent's passive despair, and Chen Feng has experienced it firsthand.
"Damn, this leopard demon's normal speed is faster than my Caesarsian speed?"
"If the Leopard King, with five hundred years of cultivation, is this powerful, then the Tiger King, with a thousand years of cultivation, and the Great Demon, with ten thousand years of cultivation, must be soaring high!"
"You think you can beat Cihang City? You think you can beat Cihang City?"
Chen Feng quickly used the Windwalking Technique, transforming into a gentle breeze to dodge the opponent's fatal attack.
At the same time, he threw a punch, trying to knock back the Leopard King, but the opponent easily dodged the punch by turning to the side.
So fast!
Chen Feng gasped inwardly, but something even faster was yet to come. In the instant he dodged Chen Feng's attack, the Leopard King's second claw struck at his neck.
No, buddy?
Chen Feng didn't even have time to catch his breath before he used the Windwalk technique again!
And so, the two went back and forth for seven or eight moves, neither gaining the upper hand.
At this point, less than three seconds had passed.
This can be seen from the surprise on Mrs. Tiger's face, as she had just discovered that her lover was missing.
This can't go on!
After continuously using the Wind Control Divine Power, Chen Feng was starting to feel the strain. After all, his avatar was only a monster with a hundred years of cultivation, and it certainly couldn't last as long as the Leopard King, who had a five-hundred-year cultivation.
If we don't come up with a solution soon, this avatar will be destroyed within three seconds.
But I'm a little reluctant to use up a temporary point on this 500-year-old monster.
Got it!
After his mind raced, Chen Feng suddenly had an idea and opened his mouth wide.
We are currently in the banquet hall.
The tiger chef carried the roasted meat and walked towards the two kings seated at the table.
The cook's mouth twisted grotesquely at the thought that he would soon poison the three kings, the wolf, the leopard, and the lion, without shedding a drop of blood, thus making a great contribution to the tiger king.
Tiger Girl, who was standing nearby, saw this and teased, "Chef, why are you laughing so happily?"
Chef Tiger casually replied, "The most important thing in life is to be happy."
Upon hearing that it was a person, Tiger Girl quickly came closer to look: "Why does this meat look so green?"
How can it not be green?
Even kissing the thousand-year-old snake king wouldn't extract this much venom.
The poisoning was a closely guarded secret; to prevent the plan from being exposed, even Tiger King didn't tell his own daughter.
So, fearing that Tiger Girl might notice something amiss, the chef quickly explained, "Miss, this is called a vegetative state patient, it's green and harmless!"
Tiger Girl became interested: "Then let me try it!"
"No, no!"
The tiger cook quickly dissuaded them, saying, "This first bite is for the kings to taste."
Tiger Girl said sullenly, "Fine."
Wait for the roast meat to be served.
Tiger King stared intently, then cursed inwardly, "Damn it, cook, you're a tiger! You put in so much poison, even an idiot could tell!"
"Damn it, if the old lion finds out I poisoned him, he's definitely going to break off all ties with me."
The Tiger King was ready to take action, but the expected scene of the Lion King unleashing his fury did not occur.
Because the Lion King was also sweating profusely at this moment.
He glanced at the second-in-command, repeatedly giving him meaningful looks, the meaning clear: "Is this how you fucking do things?"
The lion leader was also puzzled: "Is this batch of goods really that pure?"
The scene was very embarrassing.
The Tiger King asked, "Why isn't everyone eating?"
The Lion King humbly declined, saying, "Brother Tiger, you're the eldest. If you don't start eating, who dares to eat first?"
The Tiger King chuckled awkwardly twice: "That's not quite right. I've recently studied human Buddhism and gained some insights. I'm planning to abstain from meat and become a vegetarian for a while."
After saying that, he said in a mocking tone, "Amitabha."
A tiger spirit going to eat grass? You're kidding me!
The Lion King knew the other party was lying, but dared not expose him, so he went along with it, saying, "Which Buddha does Your Majesty believe in? Is it Cihang Bodhisattva?"
Tiger King's expression immediately turned serious: "You can't just say that! Have you forgotten what the Great Demon once said: anyone associated with the Cihang Sect who appears on our territory will be killed without exception."
The Lion King slapped his forehead: "Oh! Right! Right! Look at my memory!"
Seeing that the topic had strayed off course, the Tiger King quickly steered the conversation back to the main point: "By the way, Brother Lion, why aren't you eating? Do you think the cooking here is too bad?"
The Lion King laughed it off, saying, "No way, I'm just not very hungry."
The lion leader chimed in, "Neither the king nor I are hungry."
The Tiger King wasn't in a hurry: "Alright, you can eat when you're hungry."
broken.
The Lion King and the Lion Leader felt a chill run down their spines.
You can't leave if you don't eat, but you can leave immediately after eating.
Just as things seemed to be going from one problem to two, a wolf's howl came from the inner courtyard:
"Catch them in the act!!!!!!!!!"
The Lion King immediately feigned surprise and ran out, shouting, "What? Adultery! Go and see!"
Damn it, I failed again.
Tiger King was furious. He whipped up a gust of evil wind and rushed to the backyard, wanting to see who was ruining his plans.
It turned out that I almost fainted from anger when I looked at it.
He saw his newlywed wife, disheveled, appear at the door, while the already drunk Leopard King was surprisingly energetic, engaging in a magical duel with someone.
"Why is Madam Tiger dressed like that?"
"Wasn't King Leopard drunk? Why is he fighting with King Wolf?"
Listening to the gossip of the little demons beside him, Tiger King knew perfectly well that he had been cuckolded.
Chen Feng seized the opportunity to add fuel to the fire: "Brother Tiger, I personally witnessed Leopard King sneaking into Sister-in-law's room, intending to do something improper!"
As the saying goes, "When a wall falls, everyone pushes it down." Seeing that her scheme had been exposed, Lady Tiger pointed at the leopard and cried out, "Your Majesty, he tried to assault me when I wasn't looking!"
"You son of a bitch! I'm going to tear you apart!"
Good deeds are rewarded and evil deeds are punished. King Leopard, who seduced his sister-in-law, finally got his comeuppance.
Run!
King Leopard was frightened, knowing that with his cultivation level, he was no match for King Tiger. So, relying on his speed advantage, he prepared to make a quick getaway.
To be fair, while the Tiger King's speed is not slow, it is far inferior to the Leopard King, who specializes in speed.
In just a moment, King Leopard left everyone behind and arrived at the cave entrance.
"This time we've really messed up."
"Damn wolf king, how dare he ruin my plans! Once I escape, I'll kill all his men!"
The Leopard King slapped at the stone gate with its paw, intending to smash it to pieces, but was bounced back by a golden light.
It's a barrier!
The cave has been sealed off.
The Leopard King's already black face turned even blacker: "Fine, fine, so that bastard never intended to let us leave?"
The narrow passage was not conducive to the Leopard King's performance, so he immediately returned the way he came, and just at the entrance of the hall, he ran into the Tiger King who had been chasing after him.
The Leopard King's face darkened: "We're all demon kings, don't think I'm afraid of you!"
The Tiger King didn't take the Leopard King seriously at all, standing with his hands behind his back: "Come on, I'll let you make the first move."
"You said it!"
The Leopard King snorted angrily and charged towards the Tiger King, its speed so great that it stirred up a black gust of wind.
One claw, two claws, three claws.
Suddenly, a clanging sound, like the clanging of metal being struck, rang out.
No one could see exactly how many claws the Leopard King unleashed in that instant.
The Lion King, arriving late, was astonished by what he saw: "We haven't fought in years, and the leopard's speed has increased even more. If I were ambushed from the shadows, I probably wouldn't be able to react in time."
But soon, the Lion King came up with another plan: "Although the leopard is extremely fast, it can't outrun sound. If it gets close to me, I'll roar and knock it down, then I won't be afraid."
"Yes, I'm still better."
Regardless of what the Lion King thought, the Leopard King, after a series of attacks, was already showing signs of fatigue and was panting heavily on the spot.
On the other hand, Tiger King was completely unharmed, without a single sign of injury.
With a head of bronze and a tail of iron, and indestructible as steel, this is the tiger clan's ultimate skill.
"Are you done?"
"It's my turn."
It's better to strike hard than to strike many times. The Tiger King stretched out his claws and with a single move, Black Tiger Pulls Out the Heart, the Leopard King died instantly.
The difference is just too big!
Before dying, the Leopard King laughed at the Lion King, "Did you think you could just watch and nothing would happen? He set up a barrier at the entrance, intending to wipe us all out."
"I'll be waiting for you underground."
The Lion King was taken aback: "What? Brother Tiger, is this leopard trying to sow discord and deceive us?"
The Tiger King smiled but said nothing.
The Lion King panicked and said, "He's lying, isn't he?"
The Tiger King continued to smile without saying a word.
This is bad news, this is a trap!
Seeing this, Chen Feng turned and ran towards Tiger Girl's room.
As soon as Chen Feng opened the door, a fluffy little boy pounced on him: "Big brother, I knew you wouldn't abandon me!"
Looking at the tearful, aggrieved puppy, Chen Feng asked in bewilderment, "Didn't that tigress tie you up?"
"No?"
"Then why don't you run?"
"I wanted to run away, but as soon as I went out, that tigress started hitting me. She would hit me as soon as I went out."
"So you're too scared to run anymore, it's become a conditioned reflex, you've become Pavlov's dog, right?"
"Ah! Brother, I've always been your dog, I've never known any Pavlov."
"I know."
The two brothers were chatting when a lion's roar suddenly came from outside, interrupting their conversation.
Erlang felt a sweet taste in his throat and spat out a mouthful of blood.
Chen Feng also suffered a nosebleed.
"Damn, even from this far away, it can affect us?"
"If someone stood next to me, I'd be yelled at until I was covered in blood."
Chen Feng knew this place was not safe to stay any longer, and was just about to leave with Erha when a yellow figure suddenly blocked their way.
It's Tiger Girl.
She pulled a long face and said in a rough voice, "We're about to consummate our marriage, Erlang, where are you going?"
"Could they be trying to run away?"
Seeing how heartbroken the other person was, Chen Feng sighed, "What a tragic couple. It's just a pity that a forced relationship won't be happy. You should give up."
Erlang chimed in, "Yes, give up, I don't like you!"
"Erlang, I've been so good to you, but you don't appreciate it at all." As she spoke, Tiger Girl changed the subject, opened her blood-red mouth, and revealed her ferocious appearance. "I'm hungry too. Since I can't get into your heart, I'll just have to get into my stomach."
If 666 can't provide emotional value, then it has to provide nutritional value.
Chen Feng stepped forward, ready for battle.
The tigress completely disregarded Chen Feng, her defeated foe, and laughed:
"I watched your fight with the old wolf king."
"Excuse my bluntness, it's really rubbish."
"Every king in the park is an absolute overlord, except here, because we have two thousand-year-old demon kings, so we have to win over trash like you."
"Otherwise, you are not qualified to sit at the table at all. No, you are qualified to sit at the table, but in the form of food."
Having said that, the tigress stood with her hands behind her back: "Come on, I'll let you make the first move."
The same words, the same actions—this time it was Chen Feng's turn.
The immense pressure made Erlang's legs tremble, and he almost wet his pants.
These are eight-hundred-year-old monsters! The two brothers combined have eaten less salt than the other has eaten rice!
Erlang gritted his teeth, already prepared himself: "If my brother loses, I will bite my tongue and commit suicide."
At this moment, Chen Feng raised his hand and summoned a gust of demonic wind: Condensing Wind into Blades!
Clang, clang.
Countless wind blades struck Tiger Girl's body; if it were any other monster, it would probably have been scraped to the bone.
But against Tiger Girl's indestructible body, even scraping wasn't enough.
Because scraping should at least make the skin red, but Tiger Girl was slapped for a long time and not a single white mark or scratch was left.
That number is way too high!
Chen Feng was a little annoyed.
What's going on these past two days? The power to blast through walls was completely suppressed by the tigress; the cybernetic body that wreaked havoc in the cyberpunk world wasn't even as fast as the leopard demon in its normal state; and the magic from the fantasy world was also useless.
Do we really have to use up a temporary point on this tigress?
Seeing that Chen Feng had stopped moving, Tiger Girl mocked, "Haven't you eaten? Try harder!"
With the mention of eating, Chen Feng suddenly had a plan: "I really haven't eaten, so your victory over me isn't anything special. If you're so capable, let's eat something before we fight again!"
Tiger Girl, unaware of the trap, said, "I'm a little hungry too. Fine, I'll let you die full."
Then a few minutes later.
Chew, chew, chew, chew.
Tiger Girl frowned, staring at the green leg in her hand: "Why aren't you eating it?"
Chen Feng waved his hand, squinted his eyes and smiled, "I'll only look at this, I won't touch it."
"No, the taste is wrong."
thump.
After leaving a one-star review, the invincible Tiger Girl collapsed.
[Slaying the century-old tiger demon, proficiency +826]
Back in the lobby.
The original banquet scene had become a bloody mess. All the lesser demons lay on the ground, their internal organs shattered and their livers and gallbladders torn apart, dying instantly.
As for the instigator, the Lion King, he was also lying on the ground, covered in blood.
On the other hand, although Tiger King was bleeding from his ear and not feeling well, he still won after all.
"We'll kill you, you old lion, and then deal with that bear. This carnivorous area will then belong to my daughter and me. We can do whatever we want then; it'll be more comfortable than heaven."
As he laughed, Tiger King suddenly sensed movement behind him. Turning around, he saw Chen Feng and his brother: "In-laws? You're not dead? Where's my Tiger Girl?"
Chen Feng spoke frankly: "Oh, she's already gone to heaven and is living comfortably before you."