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It is common for martial arts masters to deliberately pretend to be stupid and play tricks on their opponents, but no one who knows martial arts will act so boldly.
Gong Guangjie could not help being stunned when he got the palm, then grabbed Duan Yu's chest, lifted him up, and shouted: "I don't know what a great person I am, but I'm just a pustule!" After saying that, he threw him heavily on the ground .
Duan Yu was about to roll out, and with a bang, his head hit the foot of the table.
Ling Chi and Shuang'er both covered their eyes, unable to read.
Huang Rong's excited eyes lit up, and she shouted in her heart: Well done, keep fighting!Hit it to death!
"..."
Ma Wude couldn't bear it, rushed over to help Duan Yu up, and said: "It turns out that Mr. Duan really doesn't know martial arts, so why come here to hang out?"
Duan Yu touched his forehead, it hurt and he was wronged, the most frightening thing was...
Turning his head and seeing Huang Rong seeming to be sneering, Duan Yu's whole face was burning hot, he was ashamed in front of the fairy sister.
"I came here to play in the mountains and rivers. Who knew they were going to fight with swords? So what's so good about you cutting and killing me? It's much more fun to watch people play monkey games. Ma Wuye, goodbye, goodbye, I We have to go now." Duan Yu had no face to face anyone, he just wanted to escape from this place and lick his wounds.
A young disciple beside Zuo Zimu jumped out, stopped in front of Duan Yu, and said with a sneer, "You don't know martial arts, so you just walk with your tail between your legs, that's fine, why are you talking about watching us compete with swords? Why don’t you watch a monkey show? I’ll give you two ways to go, either make gestures with me and teach you a sword technique that’s worse than playing monkeys; or knock your head eight times with my master and say “fart” three times !"
This disciple originally thought that Duan Yu would become angry and violent, and then he could take advantage of the opportunity to teach him how to be a man. Unexpectedly, Duan Yu was not worried, and instead smiled at him: "You fart? It doesn't stink!"
Ling Chi immediately applauded inwardly: Although Duan Yu doesn't know martial arts, his psychological quality is really good, and he can still speak out calmly in such a situation, which is really amazing.
Seeing that Duan Yu dared to insult him, the disciples of the Eastern Sect were furious, and punched him in the face.
Duan Yu didn't know how to dodge this punch, he saw that his face was going to be bruised and swollen, but on the way of the punch, something flew down from mid-air and entangled the young man's wrist.
This thing is cold and greasy, and as soon as it is wrapped around the wrist, it squirms and moves.
The young man was startled, and when he hastily withdrew his hands, he saw a chi-long scarlet snake wrapped around his wrist. It was blue and red, very terrifying.
He exclaimed loudly and waved his arms vigorously, but the snake was tightly wrapped around his wrist, and he couldn't get rid of it no matter what.
Suddenly Gong Guangjie yelled: "Snake, snake!" His complexion changed drastically, he reached into his collar and fumbled for his vest, but he couldn't find anything, he just jumped up and down in a hurry, and hurriedly undressed.
These two incidents were extremely strange, everyone was amazed when they suddenly heard someone laughing above their heads.Ling Chi and everyone raised their heads one after another, only to see a young girl sitting on the beam, her hands were full of snakes.
The girl was about sixteen or seventeen years old, wearing a green shirt, with a round face and big eyes, smiling like a flower, looking very lively, holding a dozen small snakes about a foot long in her hand.These small snakes are green or flowery, with triangular heads, and they are all poisonous snakes.But the girl held it in her hands like a plaything, without any fear.
Everyone glanced at her just now, and when they heard Gong Guangjie and his junior brother yelling and exclaiming, they all turned their eyes to look at the two of them.
At this moment, Duan Yu took the opportunity to run out of the hall, glanced at Huang Rong, hesitated to speak, but finally gritted his teeth, cupped his fists and said, "Sister Immortal, my name is Duan Yu, the son of Zhennan King of Dali, I am 19 years old this year, There will be a period later."
After the words fell, he ran down the mountain with tears in his eyes.
Goodbye, fairy sister, I hope you can remember me.
"..."
Huang Rongxiu frowned slightly: "This man must be sick!"
"Guanguan Jujiu, in the river continent. A fair lady, a gentleman is so good." Ling Chi smiled slightly: "I only blame my Rong'er for being as beautiful as a fairy. I'm afraid that all the men in the world can't resist your charm."
Huang Rong's cheeks turned red, and her eyes sparkled slightly: "Brother Ling can't resist it, too?"
"If you can resist it, I won't give you the job as a cook." Ling Chi smiled from the corner of his eyes: "Isn't it good to know it? If you have to say it, there will be no room for ambiguity in the future."
"Hee hee, but I prefer Brother Ling's directness." Huang Rong hugged his arm tightly, her eyes and lips were full of sweetness.
"..." Shuang'er stood upright, looking down at the unobstructed upper.Although it is not the first time, I still feel depressed: it is good to grow up.
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Ling Chi looked up at Zhong Ling who seemed to be a little angry on the beam, and said in his heart: I didn't expect Duan Yu to abandon Zhong Ling and run away like this. It seems that Rong'er has dealt a great psychological blow to him.That's right, losing face in front of his goddess, even a man with a high heart can't stand it.That's okay, when you go back, be your heir and emperor well, so that the girl you like in the future will not be your own sister.
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Gagen came, and some brothers and sisters said that the book of Panda cannot be revised, because the harem itself has incorrect values... Panda is also speechless.Forget it, let's love it!If it is really blocked, Panda will not write about the harem in the future, and the single heroine is also very good.
Finally, ask for a monthly ticket and a recommendation ticket. ?(‘???`)
Chapter 208 Do you eat melon seeds?
"Do you dare to come down?"
"Do you dare to come up?"
"you come down!"
"you come up!"
"Come up when you tell me to come up? You come down!"
"Come down if you tell me to come down? You come up!"
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Seeing Zuo Zimu and Zhong Ling swearing at each other, Huang Rong giggled, "This sister is really interesting."
Seeing that Zhong Ling couldn't survive, Zuo Zimu's seven orifices were filled with smoke, but he thought that he was a master of a school, so he couldn't play around with a little girl in front of many martial arts masters and disciples.
Thinking of this, he said to Xin Shuangqing: "Junior Sister Xin, please send a female disciple up to arrest her."
Xin Shuangqing sneered in his heart, and said: "Under Xizong's sect, there is no such good lightness kung fu."
Zuo Zimu's face darkened, and he was about to speak when Zhong Ling suddenly said, "If you don't pay me snake, I'll give you a good look!" As soon as he finished speaking, he took out a ball of fluffy things from his left waist pocket , and threw it at Gong Guangjie.
Gong Guangjie thought it was a weird hidden weapon, he didn't dare to reach out to pick it up, he hurriedly avoided it.Unexpectedly, this fluffy thing was alive, it turned around in mid-air, and threw itself on Gong Guangjie's back, only then did everyone see clearly that it was a small gray-white mink.
This mink is extremely agile, running back and forth on Gong Guangjie's back, chest, face and neck with incoherent speed.Gong Guangjie grabbed with both hands, although he was quick, Diao'er was ten times faster than him, every time he grabbed and hit, he missed.Others saw him waving his hands violently, scratching and beating on his back, chest, face, and neck, the noise was endless, but Diao Er was still walking around.
"Huh?" Huang Rong saw the mink and said, "It's so fast, I'm afraid it's not an ordinary mink."
Ling Chi nodded: "Indeed, this mink is already a strange beast." After a pause, "Although it's only white."
"Do you want to..." Huang Rong made a 'grab' gesture.
Ling Chi smiled and shook his head: "It already has an owner."
"Okay!" Huang Rong looked at Zhong Ling on the roof beam, and said, "Brother Ling, this younger sister is surrounded, and I'm afraid it will be difficult for her to escape. Let's help her when the time comes!"
Ling Chi smiled and said, "As you like."
"Hee hee, Brother Ling is the best."
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