hsntnovel Chapter 650 Quack Doctor and His Poor Medical Skills
Chapter 650 Quack Doctor and His Poor Medical Skills
"Did you hear that the baron's toilet was hit by lightning yesterday?"
"Hiss... Baron, are you okay?"
"It should be fine. Didn't you say that the Baron is blessed by the gods?"
"That's right, the Baron is blessed by the gods. Even though the God of Thunder hit him, he still didn't break his defense!"
"Well, you are right. The Baron is indeed not afraid of thunder, but this God of Thunder has no respect for etiquette!"
"Why don't you talk about etiquette?"
"The God of Thunder turned thunder and lightning into a spear. When the Baron was going to the toilet, he attacked the Baron from below without respecting martial ethics and took the Baron's valley path, and then injured the Baron!!"
"hiss........."
A group of people suddenly took a breath when they heard this, and felt a chill in their crotches.
"The baron was taken away from the valley path by a spear. I'm afraid the baron might have died if the valley cracked open!"
"That's right, this arrogant God of Thunder is really shameful. He's just using dirty tricks if he can't defeat the Baron!!"
"Do you think something will happen to the Baron?"
"Don't worry. I heard that the priest has gone and used divine magic on the Baron, and then used the magical medical skills of the Rakshasa doctor to treat him. He will be fine soon."
"Hmph, if the Baron recovers, this lowly Da Gan and despicable Lei Sheng must be punished as they deserve."
A group of Daqian serfs serving in the Baron Castle were whispering. The story was really amazing.
You said that our gang members are despicable and were punished by the God of Thunder for saying bad things. How come someone as noble as the Baron is punished by the God of Thunder?
Isn't this the God of Thunder afraid that Rakshasa gods will cause trouble for him?
But if the god of Rakshasa brings trouble to the God of Thunder, wouldn’t we no longer need to fear the God of Thunder?
When they thought of this, these people's faces flushed and they were inexplicably excited.
The Guards soldiers hiding in the dark couldn't understand this at all. Why did these people get excited while talking?
Something wrong with your brain?
Not of sound mind?
Or are these people just a bunch of foreigners who look just like them?
The soldiers were very puzzled.
But they were shocked!
In fact, let alone them, in Liu Wu's previous life, many people did not understand Muyang Dog's mind.
No matter what these people do, Yangguo is his father, Yangguo is his mother, and Yangguo is his paradise.
It is true that everything in foreign countries is good, everywhere is free, and the air is sweet.
Of course, then people are raised by clouds.
Watching them rummaging through the trash looking for food, that seems to be the life that dogs long for.
It's just that, if you are not careful, you will be killed.
really,
really,
It’s really interesting! ! !
Ahem......
Going too far, these serfs are actually the same as those Muyang dogs. They are a group of people with broken minds anyway.
So the soldiers thought about it and concluded that this group of people was just like a bunch of defensemen, and it was better to stay away from them.
They are clean and civilized people, and there is no need to let such filth dirty their ears and eyes.
..................
At the same time, in the Baron's castle, the priest was healing the Baron.
"The Baron was attacked by the evil god. I have released the sacred tree and expelled the evil god's power. But because the wound belongs to the Baron and not to the gods, the Baron's injury still needs to be treated."
The priest babbled to the steward, and then picked up a bag of lime powder, which is an adhesive for building castles and a good material for repairing castles. Of course, this stuff can also repair wounds.
So under the guidance of the priest, the housekeeper had someone open the Baron's legs, causing his healed wounds to bleed again.
"what!"
The Baron cried out in pain again.
"Master, please bear with me!"
After the butler said this, he sprinkled lime powder on the wound very quickly, for fear that the master would continue to suffer.
Not only that, in order to ensure that the injuries in the valley could be treated with medicine, he took out another wooden stick and stabbed it in hard.
"Humph......"
The Baron groaned, then leaned back and rolled his eyes, like a dead fish trying to turn over.
After the Baron calmed down, the priest observed the ancient road and found that there was no more bleeding, and then nodded with satisfaction.
When the lime on the ancient road was almost solidified and there was no bleeding, the priest took the next step.
"The human body has four fluids, blood, black bile, yellow bile and mucus. If you are sick, it must be that one of the biles is broken, and then the body is out of balance and you are sick."
"When you are sick, you only need to let go of the bad body fluids and let the body automatically produce new body fluids, and then the illness will be cured!"
"And the Baron is like this now. He was attacked by the evil god. Although the evil god's power has receded, his body is still sick, otherwise he would not be cold."
"I just took a look and found that there is something wrong with the Baron's blood. There is pus, so the blood must be bad."
"So, we need to bleed the Baron first to get rid of these bad body fluids, and then see if the body will recover!"
The housekeeper looked at the baron who had fainted, then at the respected priest, and then nodded without hesitation.
"Then the master's illness depends on you!!"
The priest patted his chest and said, "Don't worry, my medical skills are praised by the palace doctors. I will never give out a drop of blood more or less."
Soon, the priest took out the knife he carried with him, and then asked someone to turn the baron over, and forcefully woke him up from the pain before saying:
"Sir Baron, I have treated you!"
As a noble, the Baron naturally understood this medical skill and believed in it, so he endured the pain and nodded to the priest.
When the priest saw this, he raised the knife and opened his arm with a single swipe, and then blood started to flow.
Soon, there was almost a bowl of blood, and the priest immediately used lime to stop the bleeding.
After the blood stopped, he proudly said to the baron who was pale due to losing a lot of blood.
"Lord Baron, look, am I very good at administering this blood?"
The Baron looked at the blood in the bowl. It was really, really good, no more and no less, so he nodded with satisfaction.
"Thank you Pastor George!"
Soon, the priest left, leaving behind medical instructions for the Baron to have a good rest.
So the next day, the Baron seemed to have recovered a little, and he repeatedly praised the priest's superb medical skills.
On the third day, the Baron felt that his lower abdomen was distended, but he could not pull it out.
Not for anything else, but because it’s blocked by lime underneath?
For this reason, the Baron, on the advice of the priest, cut down on his food intake.
On the fifth day, my body became somewhat weak.
On the sixth day, Lord Baron felt a little weak.
On the seventh day, the Baron had a headache, was restless, and felt that his abdomen was about to explode.
So the priest let out blood again, and the baron became even weaker.
On the eighth day, the Baron had already begun to fidget and was speechless.
The pastor received emergency treatment, but could not find the cause. He thought the other three body fluids were broken.
He prepared a large amount of emetic drugs, hoping to make the baron release his courage.
This emetic drug is incredible, it is based on metal antimony!
then.......
The Baron finished vomiting,
Just die! !
Ok,
died,
Still the kind of person who is dead and transparent! ! !
The priest was sad.
"God said that Baron Charlie had great achievements and decided to call Baron to ascend to heaven to enjoy happiness!!"
So everyone in the Baron Castle cheered and sang.
"The Baron has ascended to heaven!!"