hsntnovel Chapter 65 The Joker Was Actually Us
Chapter 65 The Joker Was Actually Us
Chapter 65 The Joker Was Actually Us
"What are you looking at, you little lazy bear? Come here right now. After I teach you how to use these parts to forge, I'm going back to eat."
Just then, Sister Hong'er's voice came over.
Cheng Hao immediately turned his head and saw Sister Hong'er walk up to the parts.
"Get on all fours and bend over, wrap your forehand around the crankshaft, push yourself up and lift the crankshaft onto one shoulder, and maintain your balance for 30 seconds."
As she spoke, Sister Hong'er even gave a demonstration without any object: "Then put down the crankshaft, lift it up to your chest with both arms, slowly squat down and then stand up, completing one squat-stand."
At this point, he looked at Cheng Hao again: "Little Lazy Bear, did you understand? If not, I'll explain it to you again."
This little lazy bear is smart enough, but it probably can't understand such profound language.
I reckon she'll have to explain it to the other person again.
"Hmph~ (Just those few words! Sis, aren't you underestimating me a little?)"
Hearing this, Cheng Hao muttered to himself and walked straight to the crankshaft.
As Sister Hong'er just said, she demonstrated it to the other party on the spot.
"Bear is amazing! He learned it in no time. He really is a genius little bear."
Upon seeing this, Sister Hong'er immediately clapped and praised her.
Children should be praised more for their abilities; only in this way can they make further progress.
Hearing this, Cheng Hao practically wagged his tail in the air: "Hmph~ (Of course, when it comes to intelligence, this bear isn't just bragging.)"
Although Sister Hong'er has many strengths, her greatest strength is her keen eye for talent.
Unlike the other zookeepers, none of them noticed his merits.
"Big Bear! Put the crankshaft down first, then I'll teach you how to train with the other equipment."
Seeing Cheng Hao's smug look, Sister Hong'er said, and went to the differential to practice: "Next, we'll use our forepaws and chests to brace against the rear differential, exert force to roll the equipment forward, and roll it 5 times in a row."
Second-rate."
"Then stand up with your feet on the ground, hold the differential under your abdomen, and slowly complete the squat, keeping the equipment off the ground throughout the movement."
As she spoke, she glanced at Cheng Hao again, waiting for his reply.
Upon seeing this, Cheng Hao immediately put down the crankshaft and walked over.
He immediately walked up to the differential and began demonstrating it as required.
Upon seeing this, Sister Hong praised her as she walked towards the gearbox.
The situation that followed was similar to before, and Cheng Hao quickly learned how to forge the remaining parts.
This made Sister Hong'er feel very accomplished.
"Who said our little bear is stupid? In your sister's opinion, you're the smartest bear in the world."
Sister Hong pinched Cheng Hao's cheek and said, "Sister is going back to eat first. There are tourists coming tomorrow, so remember to show off your training results, okay?"
"Hmph~ (No problem! I promise to show you some new results tomorrow.)" Cheng Hao nodded immediately upon hearing this.
Only then did Sister Hong'er leave the bear enclosure with peace of mind.
Listening to the distant sound of cars outside, Cheng Hao stretched and then looked at the parts on the ground.
Let him take a good look at these parts today.
His path to becoming stronger begins here.
The next day, the sun shone brightly, with occasional white clouds drifting by to block out the sunlight, making the sun less glaring and the temperature not too cold.
A cool mountain breeze, carrying the unique fragrance of grass and trees, wafts through Hongrushan Zoo, bringing a sense of comfort.
But the tourists were in no mood to appreciate any of this. They stared blankly at the bear enclosure, at the figure crouching deep inside, clutching the differential: "We must be awake now, or still dreaming."
"No! We're perfectly sober right now."
"Yes! This brown bear is definitely exercising, and it's doing squats."
As they talked, their companions slapped their own faces.
A slap to the face is painful, which means they weren't dreaming.
Everything I saw was real. The big brown bear in the bear enclosure was indeed exercising, but its exercise equipment was a bit too outrageous—it actually used a differential gear.
This thing looks incredibly heavy.
"Click~"
"Click~"
While they were still in a daze, the tourists around them had already taken out their phones and started taking pictures and videos.
While taking photos, they also discussed: "This trip to the zoo was really worthwhile. I originally thought that Hongrushan Zoo was just a bit bigger and had fresher air, but I didn't expect it to have so many treasures hidden inside."
"Yeah! A bear that works out is even more outrageous than the bears that steal robes from other zoos."
"Who says it isn't! It's really quite interesting."
Zoos these days are all the same; they'll use any means necessary to attract visitors.
It's like a bear wearing a monk's robe, or a bear running around in a cloak.
But this kind of weightlifting training was something they had never seen before.
If they don't take a video or a photo to show off, no one will know they've seen the world.
Just as tourists were taking photos and sharing them, Cheng Hao, who was outside the bear enclosure, put down the differential.
The bear plopped down, grabbed the metal bucket next to it, and started chugging. "Hmph! This workout is so tiring, my butt and legs are sore."
"Hmph~ (Luckily, it attracted some people, so my efforts weren't entirely in vain.)"
After muttering to himself, Cheng Hao stood up, walked to a rock standing to the side, and started rubbing his back against it.
As he rubbed against him, Cheng Hao released a barely perceptible electric current.
After the current traveled through my body, the soreness and stiffness were quickly relieved.
And as the electric current washed over it again and again, that feeling gradually disappeared.
"Hmph~ (Sure enough, if you master math, physics, and chemistry, you can go anywhere in the world without fear. Having more knowledge is always useful.)"
Sensing the changes in himself, Cheng Hao seemed quite satisfied.
The saying "knowledge never expires" is absolutely true.
It seems that even after turning into a bear, I can't give up learning. Who knows, I might need it someday.
"After this bear finished its training, it went to rub against the rocks. It's really funny."
Meanwhile, tourists outside the bear enclosure couldn't help but discuss it: "Who says it isn't? And that twisting motion of his looks so mesmerizing."
"Yeah, yeah! So flashy."
The brown bears at Hongrushan Zoo are really something else!
Who would have thought that after the bear finished its training, instead of taking a nap or eating, it would go and rub against rocks?
They could never have imagined such a thing in their entire lives.
"This brown bear isn't rubbing against the rocks to show off, nor is it putting on a performance."
"Didn't you notice that he was doing squats just now, which works his legs and glutes?"
"Rough and hard stones are like natural fascia balls. By rubbing against the muscles, they can loosen up tight fascia and muscle knots."
"The heat generated by friction can promote blood flow, remove lactic acid and inflammatory metabolites, and relieve soreness and stiffness."
"If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I would have found it hard to believe that this brown bear had received such professional training."
Just as they were laughing so hard their stomachs were about to hurt, a deep voice suddenly came from the crowd.
Upon hearing this, the laughing tourists suddenly froze: "Wow! This brown bear actually has this kind of knowledge?"
"Yes! We thought this was a prank show by the zoo."
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They thought the bear was joking, but it turned out they were the ones who were joking – that's just too ridiculous!